The World's Manliest Man

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...is not me. :iconteheplz: I totally stole this from Phlum.

YOUR BOY SIDE.

[x] You love hoodies find hoodies comfortable.
[x] You love jeans.
[  ] Dogs are better than cats.
[  ] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (it's called co-ed, you should try it some time)
[x] Shopping is torture.
[  ] Overly soppy movies suck.
[  ] You own an XBOX.
[  ] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
[  ] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, or Sega. (all of the above, baby)
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV. (only hockey, and only when I can afford cable)
[  ] Gory movies are cool.
[  ] You used to go to your dad for advice.
[x] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport.
[  ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh.
[  ] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
[  ] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
[  ] Sports are fun.
[  ] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth.
[  ] You sleep at night with your socks on.
[x] You have fished at least once.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE.

[  ] You like to shop.
[  ] You wear eyeliner.
[  ] you wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom for advice.
[  ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[  ] You hate wearing all black.  
[  ] You like going to the mall.
[  ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I don't even have nails, man)
[  ] You like wearing jewellery.
[x] You cried watching The Notebook. (shuddup)
[  ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[  ] Shopping is one of your favorite things to do.
[  ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[  ] You are/were in gymnastics.
[  ] It takes you around one hour to shower and/or get pedicures. (how are those things related?)
[  ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[  ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[  ] You care about what you look like majority of the time.
[  ] You like wearing dresses.
[  ] You like wearing perfumes.
[  ] You like high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid.
[  ] You like putting makeup on others.
[  ] You like being the star of almost everything.
(this seems very stereotypical and biased. But I guess that's the point)

Total: 3
So, aside from my vagina (and boobs), I am a total stud. Love me ladies. :iconheybabyplz:

AND NOW WE BOUNCE!
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ChaosEmeraldHunter's avatar
I'm apparently more of a manly man-woman than you!

:icongustaplz: 18 man, 1 girl.